in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
Currently sharing the front room with three moths and a daddy long-legs. No-screens create friendships, you meanies
Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
The women of Orange is the New Black for Emmy magazine
OH MY FUCK LAURA THO
I had a very close brush with a lightning strike the other night…