Dear person sitting across from me. If you are going to listen to your music so loudly the entire carriage can hear it, please listen to something decent. Thanks The rest of us sitting around you.
elusivist: Graham gets sassier as the evening goes on he’s just like TIRED OF YOUR SHIT EUROPE
sleepydarren: Good news for Ireland, they have found oil. Sadly it’s baby oil and they used all of it on the dancers.
but-smileforme: I think the Europeans of Tumblr can agree that Greece should win with their song ‘Alcohol is free’
221dani: LAUGHS AT THE GUY PLAYING HIS TRUMPET LIKE A GUITAR
youknowyourebritishwhen: ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL IS FREE
burqah: ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOUOUOUOUOUUUOOOOAAAA
“Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should” How I love him!
My god her legs.
schrute-farm: ALL I CARE ABOUT NOW THAT JOHN HURT JUST CANT BE THE NEXT DOCTOR WHAT THE HELL HE IS TOO OLD AND WHO IS HE ANYWAY GET OUT
I actually really like Denmark's song for...
We were talking about it and everyone was like “You can’t say that they’re the enemy” but I genuinely like it so there. I’m pretty sure the point of Eurovision is not about calling other countries “the enemy”, I know we never win, everyone hates us, so why not support someone who actually has a chance?
Gramps: Can't you put that phone down for one minute and just watch Elementary without doing something else?
Gramps: All you do is look at some blue app with pictures on it. Is that Facebook?
Me: ahhahaha facebook ahaha *runs away and hides in the corner*
This biology lesson is so so boring
Who’s idea was pre release material?! Seriously awful
theres-a-band-outside: worsttacoever: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale watch out Yale Lets not forget that we only have that grading system cause the exams are hard as fuck! I would just like...
internetkilledmylife: its only monday and im 391% done with this week